Anonymous: No I don't work
Oh okay. How do I semi-know you?
cuntstopher: I see you all the time too. You really need to stop coming to my house man, it's getting creepy
I just really want to see you, like all the time, and drop off some of your favourite things
Anonymous: Yes pacific fair
Ahhh thought so lol. I go there to catch the bus all the time, I live right nearby. Do I know you from work?
Anonymous: Oh I know. No socks can control THAT stench.
Anonymous: We kinda know each other but I've seen you around so many times
Anonymous: Your feet smell.
but they’re covered rn you don’t even know
*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*
(Source: proshchai, via awkwardvagina)