ericcannedy:

important reminder alert.
ozonebabys-temple:

"Dragon Mist" 
My destination is no longer a place, rather a new way of seeing.
~Marcel Proust 
 ozonebabys-temple
kittemn:

George is so big now!

Georgey my gurrrl
tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"
fuckyeahabandonedplaces:

Abandoned Church in Pisa.
hey-moarrk-hey:

lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

I want future archeologists to find them
huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

buttsec:

do u ever just look at your hand

(via hauntedbymemoriespastttt)

whetaver:

gf: come over

me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago

gf: im off my period

me: image

(via atruknight)

saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

I love that

(via releasings)